Friday, November 06, 2009

Dreamers, I Have Dreams.

Posted by Tony the Pink Panda at 2:29 PM
Low carb sucks balls. I'm done with it. We are done. D-U-N!
Bread, fruit and ice cream have to be in my life; I can't live with out them. They are part of my soul and my essence.

Only fat people dream about food, and a few days ago I had that dream. In the dream (super vivid btw), I was at a newly opened dunkin doughnuts here in minnesota. While I was looking at all wonderful flavors I could choose from, I saw a vanilla cream doughnut that had its jelly oozing out like a throbbing heart. Then I woke up and remembered that there were no dunkin doughnutz franchise stores here in Minnesota and this made me a sad panda. I was sad like a sad person that eats an entire box of chocolates on Valentine's day because life is like a box of chocolates: full of terrible hardships and bitter acquaintences. 

I was at a newly opened Trader Joe's today (like a Whole Foods but hipper), and there were plenty of rich soccer moms in there familiarizing themselves with their new territory. I got some pumpkin pie sample and it was astoudingly magnificent in every way I could possibly think of. AND I'm serious when I say it was some damn good pumpkin pie because my taste buds were amused.

Anyway, I'm gonna really try to workout like two hours a day and train my body hardcore. I need to start losing weight consistently and I'll push my body like a spartan if I have to.

11 comments on "Dreamers, I Have Dreams."

KellyLeia on 3:03 PM said...

Trader Joe's is the shiznit. They have a lot of awesome food and if you're lucky and don't live in a stick in the mud state, awesome booze. I believe it's the only place to get Two Buck Chuck (Three if you live in NJ).

Diana on 3:48 PM said...

I could never go on a low carb diet. Never.

I do think moderation is key. Some days I have less carbs, some days I have more carbs. But never having them? Nu-uh.

Monica on 4:32 PM said...

LOL I constantly have dreams where I binge and I kind of like them because I can eat whatever without the consequence of calories!

LOL@workout like a spartan.

Becca55 on 5:21 PM said...

Its not good for your body your metabolism and will eventually hurt you in the long run to go on a low carb diet. There are so many healthier and better options you have for carbs which I am sure u already know about. It is all about making small and better choices... Good luck with the workouts just dont burn yourself out!

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screwdestiny on 6:51 PM said...

Yeah, I don't know anyone who's been able to stick to a low-carb diet for any length of time. Carbs are just such a prevalent part of our diet nowadays (and are not all bad) that it's really hard to avoid them. I hope you'll be able to continue losing even though you're not doing that anymore.

dragonmamma/naomi said...

Trader Joe's!! You lucky pup. Is it close enough for you to shop there on a regular basis? If so, then you have no excuse to eat fast food crap ever again; they have an amazing variety of pre-packaged sandwiches, burritos, sushi and salads all ready to grab and eat, not to mention the delectable frozen stuff.

Which is not to say that you can't get fat at TJs; their candy selection is pretty damned yummy.

cmoursler on 3:34 PM said...

I had a dream once, and in my dream I was eating and wouldn't or couldn't stop. In the middle of my dream I looked at me and said "Thank God this is just a dream."
Then I woke up and said Thank God it was just a dream.
I think you should thank God there are no dunkin donut franchises where you lol.

Dina on 9:32 AM said...

I agree, low carb blows. Your layout is so cute!

Mary :: A Merry Life on 10:59 PM said...

I would say yes to that last part. Fuck the scale because you really have come a long way Tony.

becklette on 8:42 AM said...

tj's is the absolute best place in the world-- everything is good. everything. and it's like whole foods only CHEAPER in a big way. their mission is to bring band-name products at lower cost because they package them under their own label-- their instant mac & cheese is annie's, some pizzas are amy's, stuff like that.

if the soccer moms freak you out, go at 8:30 at night, just before they close.

 

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