Sunday, November 08, 2009

Life just keeps kicking these nuts of mine.

Posted by Tony the Pink Panda at 1:40 PM
Sometmes I feel like I've been kicked in the nuts.

Workout hardcore at the gym? Feels like I've been kicked in the nuts.
Get pwned by a newb in street fighter? Feels like I've been kicked in the nuts.
Binge on noodles and pita chips to feel alive? You guessed right! I've been kicked in the nuts.

Most of all, I feel like I've been kicked in the nuts because this old body of mine ain't giving me what I need.   Man, when will I ever get a break!

Who needs a satisfactory job with benefits when you could just get kicked in the nuts over and over again? Apparently, not me.

8 comments on "Life just keeps kicking these nuts of mine."

Dina on 3:10 PM said...

I think you mean "deese nutz".

Someday SkinnyMinnie on 6:24 PM said...

I don't have nuts...however I think I understand where you're coming from. I've been punched in the baby maker a whole lot lately, with both my weight loss and life in general. I'm hanging in there. So are you. =)

screwdestiny on 12:01 AM said...

Well, you can't blame "life," or whoever exactly you're blaming, for kicking you in the nuts when you choose to binge on something. You should find other ways of making yourself feel alive. But I'm sorry times are rough, nevertheless.

Kate302 said...

I feel your pain, but cutting out a food group or two will not help you. In fact, it can't be healthy and causes binges. Just eat natural things and focus on fruits, vegetables, lean protein, and exercise. I have lost 80 lbs. in 8 months with this 'plan'. Best of luck to you Tony.

theantijared on 4:17 AM said...

Dina is close, but the correct term would be "deez nuts"

Mary :: A Merry Life on 4:26 PM said...

I'm not sure of the exact spelling but the previous comments are right... you need a "d" up in there.

Anonymous said...

nut up

Sagan on 5:05 PM said...

You know the secret to getting back at those newbs who beat you in street fighter, right? Kick THEM back in the nuts. They won't ever do it again. ;)

 

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